Its a true story...
that after working at my job for a few weeks I finally got brave enough to venture into our break room (it's literally 15 ft from my cube), where I discovered our ice machine. Ah-mazing. I'm talking epic.
And it's a true story that I filled a cup up of ice before I left one day just so the husband could fully experience it's awesomeness.
He wasn't near as thrilled as I was.
It's a true story that when leaving the bathroom stall I open the door, flush the toilet and run away quickly.
I've heard those suckers can splash 7 ft!
I don't know about you but I'm not gonna risk it.
It's a true story that my husband got me a present that came in the mail today. But apparently I can't have it until he gets home AND he told me not to look around the living room too much, because that's where it's at.
Really? Why would you tempt me like that?
It's a true story that my husband is great. I'm sure your dying to know why I'm getting a present...?
Just to say thanks for taking care of him when he was sick!
Maybe I should leave out the fact that I'm the one who got him sick.... oops.
It's a true story that although I worked out after work today, I just ate my weight in saltine crackers.
Crap.
26.3.12
19.3.12
Traffic Report
There are giant thunderstorms rolling into Ft. Worth as we speak, so naturally people driving. freak. out. And when I say they are 'rolling in' that means they aren't here yet, meaning everyone decided to freak out about the measly 40mph winds and the looming prospect of a storm.
I say measly because when your from West TX, 40 mph winds is a nice day. In the DFW they put out wind advisories and tell everyone to hold on to their babies and their panties and take cover.
Needless to say, traffic sucked.
I've decided to look on the bright side of this crap situation and point out the.....
Good things about traffic
1) I take a not so convenient but different route out of downtown and the cool factor of downtown Ft.Worth never ceases to amaze me.
2) I get more time to jam in my car. and I looove jammin in my car. I wish I could say I unashamedly sing and dance, but I don't, instead I shamedly (??) sing whenever I'm not passing anyone. And maybe make little dancing hands under the steering wheel where people can't see me (they can probably see me).
-Because ya know, I might just see the person in the car next to me again and they are going to judge me for singing in my car....
What I should be more concerned about is the guy at my apartment complex that saw me taking this of myself.....
3) Having gas in my tank and not being in a hurry to get anywhere
So there it is....me, being positive.
Take note, it doesn't happen often.
I say measly because when your from West TX, 40 mph winds is a nice day. In the DFW they put out wind advisories and tell everyone to hold on to their babies and their panties and take cover.
Needless to say, traffic sucked.
I've decided to look on the bright side of this crap situation and point out the.....
Good things about traffic
1) I take a not so convenient but different route out of downtown and the cool factor of downtown Ft.Worth never ceases to amaze me.
2) I get more time to jam in my car. and I looove jammin in my car. I wish I could say I unashamedly sing and dance, but I don't, instead I shamedly (??) sing whenever I'm not passing anyone. And maybe make little dancing hands under the steering wheel where people can't see me (they can probably see me).
-Because ya know, I might just see the person in the car next to me again and they are going to judge me for singing in my car....
What I should be more concerned about is the guy at my apartment complex that saw me taking this of myself.....
3) Having gas in my tank and not being in a hurry to get anywhere
So there it is....me, being positive.
Take note, it doesn't happen often.
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